Wow, gopher. There’s something I haven’t heard in many many years. It must have been around 95-96 the last time I used that. You sure know how to make a guy feel old.

Kafka couldn’t even think something like this up.

Can it wait a few more months? I need a bit more PTO. Rent doesn’t pay itself.

You know it’s bad when Warren fucking Buffett says “ya know, I didn’t think this is a good idea.”

Speaking of Poland, I sure hope Trump doesn’t decide that they have something he wants. The Fanta Menace might just invade. It seems to be par for the course when it comes to world wars.

The only one I watched was the one with Gene Simmons. The “goal” was to make I think like $5000 by running a hotdog stand. So Gene, a real businessman, sold one hotdog with his signature to a fan. At the end of the episode Trump fired him. Because of some bullshit reason. I think it was because Trump didn’t like that Gene was more popular than he was and knew how to do marketing.

How does the Foreign Legion fit into this? I honestly don’t know much about how they’re connected to France. But, what I do know about them is that they’re badasses.

Don’t bring Waylon into this. That plane crash started a spiral only country music could fill. He always thought it should have been him.

Whoa, H2O2 isn’t nearly as bad as dihydrogenmonoxide. That stuff is not only deadly to plants, but causes a lot of deaths per year with people too. For your own health, stay away from dihydrogenmonoxide.

Knowing what I do about Zues, he’d probably turn himself into a female pig and let trump impregant him. Give birth to the bastard and then just fast track the abomination to hades.