anarchrist

I think a big part of this is rural over representation. Not even talking the senate, but the house to be fair should allot 1 rep per the minimum pop of any state, which would give us about 573 reps and like 676 electors for president. Hell if we did it as the founders intended, one per like 60k people we’d have a house of 5.6k members.

His Avril Lavigne eyeliner just started making way more sense.

She should mail the clot to her state senator

Fuck I thought that was an absolute factorial.

It’s a thing that grows on trees and rocks mostly, but can and does grow on basically anything in the goldilocks conditions. They feel like crispy moss if you touch them.

Yeah. It’s pretty hard to stay anonymous when you’re the world’s greatest secret agent.

Well calling yourself that can’t help

Who is doing the operations, Don? The school nurse with the cafeteria staff handing them scalpels and shit?? Band teacher anesthesiologist. OK I’m done.

At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I’d imagine

Well yeah but then they’d have to expand the hiring pool beyond the dumbest jock you knew in high school and those people tend to balk at doing fascism so…

Idk why but I assumed getting investigated was a large part of getting government aerospace contracts but I guess that’s just the movies