Idk why but I assumed getting investigated was a large part of getting government aerospace contracts but I guess that’s just the movies

I read the article to see who was gunna get knifed, but couldn’t find the source quote. I hope it’s Mike Johnson, proverbially or whatever.

Yeah I just looked it up to refresh my memory, but we think the ancient Scythians were also using estrogen derived from horse pee and also smoking mad weed, which is pretty neat.

Also we don’t make anything cool: just soulless corpo widgets for counting other widgets

Fuck corporate social media

https://mastodon.social/@JxckS

Invisible text that your browser understands but humans don’t? Yep that’s a thing.

E: OK the title is fucking whack but the article is actually very funny.

Democrats: People shouldn’t go into crippling debt for college. Let’s make a law about it.

Republicans: OK so how much do you know about Moloch, enemy of mankind who is personally responsible for all of your problems?

Yes, but do you prefer to give or receive hardship, if you have the option?

If I could retire without needing to know the difference between ETFs and mutual funds, I would be soooo happy

Thrice you might say, considering we could have had a primary this time too but for Biden’s hubris