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noodlejetski@lemm.ee
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yeah but how good would it feel

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anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I’d imagine

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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Imagine swallowing it

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thisNotMyName@lemmy.world
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That would be part of the French cuisine

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NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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Like a facehugger.

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growsomethinggood ()@reddthat.com
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[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn’t be a problem because it would feel really good, actually

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drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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I imagine it would feel like cumming and shitting at the same time.

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HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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st3ph3n@midwest.social
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1 vasectomy please.

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CrayonRosary@lemmy.world
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They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.

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Master@lemm.ee
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You would feel them moving around… inside you…

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msage@programming.dev
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No, silly, pee is stored in balls

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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Can I just go back to having never read this before?

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Allonzee@lemmy.world
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dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.

Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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Good afternoon.

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