aaron

It still is far more important that she win this election.

Please, please litigate this issue AFTER she wins. Everyone is far worse off for all sorts of other reasons if she doesn’t.

We only attack ‘half-black’ entities, it’s politically expedient.

2026 headline: “Greg Abbott resigns after admitting to killing many young babies and having sex with his mother”

Search engine quality in the United States is determined by 60-80 year olds who have only ever used Google to search for “lexisnexis.com”

You think fucking couches is a joke? Furniture abortions are at an all-time high and you think it’s some kind of silly joke?

Let’s be fair, the “suckers” and “losers” he referred to were only those who died

Masturbation is genocide™ and Mark Robinson would never genocide. Ever. The Democrats genocide all the time and it’s not Mark Robinson who does it. Vote Mark Robinson on November 31st and make sure masturbation-genocide doesn’t take over this country like liberals.

Who exactly is confident that Trump won’t throw a coup-level hissy fit when he loses?

I agree. It seems like something you’d deny outright. It raises questions about whether or not Trump is a couch-fucker, or if MAGA republicans endorse couch-fucking. Is this their political agenda? To fuck my couch? Or your couch? Are they recruiting my furniture into their couch-fucking culture? There are a lot of questions here.