aaron

It still is far more important that she win this election.

Let’s be fair, the “suckers” and “losers” he referred to were only those who died

You think fucking couches is a joke? Furniture abortions are at an all-time high and you think it’s some kind of silly joke?

Search engine quality in the United States is determined by 60-80 year olds who have only ever used Google to search for “lexisnexis.com”

Who exactly is confident that Trump won’t throw a coup-level hissy fit when he loses?

I agree. It seems like something you’d deny outright. It raises questions about whether or not Trump is a couch-fucker, or if MAGA republicans endorse couch-fucking. Is this their political agenda? To fuck my couch? Or your couch? Are they recruiting my furniture into their couch-fucking culture? There are a lot of questions here.

On top of the presumption that any of them would even want to wear Reddit SWAG right now

I’m out of the loop - what sub is this referring to?