I like candidates who weren’t shot.

You are an unfit mother! Your children will be placed in the custody of, CARL’S JUNIOR!

“Based on training and experience” is “because fucking obviously” but will hold up in court.

The Bush jr administration illegally made political hiring and firing decisions for DOJ positions. We are just now getting far enough away from that to have the DOJ right itself.

NYPD pays $126,000 annual salary, that’s about $60 an hour or $1 a minute, 4 cops respond to the fair jumper, if they spent more than 45 seconds on this it costs the city more than the fair was worth.

No, you just underestimate the size of a buc-ees.

Also they were using Health Care IDs for identification, from the universal healthcare, that’s the most unrealistic part.

Sometimes classroom training doesn’t translate.

In Hitler’s defense, he did kill Hitler.

Someone tell the Republicans we found the immigrant interfering with the election.