Widdershins

And there go my nipples again

Well if I’m gonna spend money on it I gotta know it’s elon musk’s suicide car! … Ok, What colors does it come in?

Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn’t even met his vehicle yet and it’s gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

https://lakes.grace.edu/lake/boner-lake/

This dog shit comic being spammed on *eddit was a good reason to leave that shithole

*Breaks

I paid for the game therefore all the items in it are mine

Y’know, the thing about him, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

It is weird that he probably saw Danny DeVito rolling back the odometers in Matilda while in a K hole and misconstrued the whole situation. That scene of Danny with the drill taking thousands of miles off an old beater probably seemed like a jackpot idea in that drug addled mind of his.

Don’t go starting a diction waving contest