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SendPicsofSandwiches

Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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She didn’t make a video and then hit the “instant global internet fame button” it’s just luck of the draw. Maybe consider limiting your nieces’ access to the internet because hawk tuah isn’t even the 10th worst thing they can find on youtube. It seems more to me that your siblings probably told you it was fine and you’re bitter they didn’t immediately stop your nieces from saying it.

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“IT’S YOUR FUCKING TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH”

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That’s where they do the vasectomies

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I love the sign on the right with a fish that just says “pet”

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Thank YOU. This is the MOST VILE SPECIMEN I have ever been visually assaulted with.

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I need something that’s going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I’m in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn’t have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT

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Or to the sides of a Hippo, given their high speed windshield wiper technique

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I never would have thought to ask this question, but now I’m glad i have an answer Absolutely majestic

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“This is MY castle and I’M the only one who gets to take the people out, wave them around in the air and make them kiss”

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Scruffy grandpa owl just remembered a fart joke to tell his grandkids

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