SGG
The easy-way-to-end-up-with-a-police-visit classic:
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Plan B pill
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Giant “9” balloon
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Vodka.
Companies see that as a mistake. They want you on a subscription for life that they can arbitrarily change at any time.
Profits not increasing enough for this quarter? Better cut content, increase prices, increase the number of ads.
Profits increased amazingly this quarter? Better cut content, increase prices, increase the number of ads.
Profits down? Better cut content, increase prices, increase the number of ads, and start adding extra paywalls to some content
They want you to own nothing. Oh you unsubscribed? Sorry even the content you paid extra to unlock was only available while your subscription continued, you will need to start your subscription again and then pay to unlock the content again.
A show isn’t popular enough? Better write it off, pull it from all distribution so you can claim it as a tax write off
Trump could honestly use the restorative powers of a Goa’uld given what he looks like at the moment.
Also, if I had to pick, I would probably prefer Goa’uld rule to be honest.
Honestly, this does explain why vendors like HP seem to have every possible combo of device available in their business class laptops as Intel CPU options, but it’s sometimes like pulling teeth to get equivalent AMD options.
It’s sometimes a PITA if a client specifically wants an AMD machine for some reason.
Surprised they didn’t lean into it. “Just lost your job? More time to play games!”
Instructions unclear, treated otters well.
Good old https://windows95tips.com/
Fun, in a creepy way.
Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say “yes thank you” because drugs are expensive.