159 points
The golden snitch.
132 points
Of course that kid grew up to be a cop
85 points
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74 points
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107 points
Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say “yes thank you” because drugs are expensive.
64 points
Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters’ actions that didn’t align with her “don’t-rock-the-boat” neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.
28 points
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9 points
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45 points
This is why Hermione ends up with Ron. Harry would definitely call the cops on her when she makes illegal concoctions.
13 points
