26 points

Only nerds don’t do drugs

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55 points

Bruh, half the drugs were invented by nerds. The other half were discovered by plant nerds.

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35 points

This nerd sat down and said yeah I’m gonna discover everything that gets you high

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29 points

Nerds are wizards. And wizards love drugs.

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10 points
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“oink oink, I’m a Fascist pig” -Harry Potter

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20 points
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Bruh, bro is bein kind and offering drugs, fucking asshole and snitch smh

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10 points

What would you expect from a future magic cop? Potter’s a fucking narc.

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The censored version of Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer’s got Stoned

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64 points

Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters’ actions that didn’t align with her “don’t-rock-the-boat” neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.

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28 points
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As others mentioned, he literally became a magic cop

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9 points

Or he’d do it and get in trouble for some forced reason.

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9 points

McGonagall spots him, confiscates it, goes back to her office, sparks it back up and gets to ripping phat drags.

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