Rose Thorne(She/Her)

Let’s take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.

I can climb into the Metapod all I like, I never come out a Butterfree.

Disappointment at every turn.

The modern version of Will and Grace?

Kinda surprised it hasn’t been made already.

Have you been to a Buc-Ees?

Hundreds of pumps. It’s a goddamned ocean of concrete and steel. You can use the main building as a shelter for a mid-sized town and have enough bathrooms. It’s a fucking department store serving as a gas station.

They’re goddamned massive.

581 miles? You can still see a Buc-Ees in the rearview at that distance.

That takes letting them get old. I don’t think you understand my level of banana consumption. I don’t need potassium, I am the potassium.

Totally bread, though. Second best way to consume the banan, and will disappear as quickly as a bunch if I’m left alone with it.

Also, if you want banana goods without waiting, spread them on a baking pan, toss them in the oven at a low heat until the peel starts turning black on both sides(takes about 10 minutes, in my experience. Flip when one side is getting dark). I like to make a shallow cut about a quarter of the way up all the way to the stem for easier peeling after pulling them out. Dump 'em into a mixer with a splash of water, let the paddle mash 'em.

The Pillars of Lemmy.

Beans, Linux, Jeans, Communism, Saddam Hussein.

Just the way the wheel turns.

I need someone to explain why an MMO?

Look at their last attempt. MMOs are a notoriously hard market to capture, and a limited market. You have to be at the fucking top to pull in a healthy set of people as their first MMO. On top of that, your core playerbase who would be quickly attracted have already invested months to decades in their current thing.

Well, the two do have some things in common.

They both want you to follow them.

They want to lead you from chaos and danger.

They focus on helping the needy.

They can make food magically appear.

People love making art of when they got nailed.

“I’ll be there… Our special place… Brought to you by Papa John’s.”