Rose Thorne(She/Her)
Look, man, I’ve been there. One moment you’re having a regular day, you get that little craving, and bam, you’re in a DQ, covered in blood, Blizzard in hand.
That, sadly, depends on where you are. I see tons of 90s shitbox sedans with the sticker. Most of the trucks prefer to full rear window cling and physical flag hanging somewhere from the bed.
Both usually have at least 1 snake, 3 Trump heads, and enough MAGA stickers, you’d think they’re painted red.
They also get extremely pissed at the one car with a Trans heart on the back. It’s fucking hilarious. Wanna bitch about it being an “eyesore” when they’ve got enough bullshit across their trunk to act as a form of armor.
Well, someone’s getting a visit from Calander Man.
Don’t mind me, I’m just setting up the popcorn cart for when the programmer arguments start. I’ll share.
Oh, but it isn’t a fetish! It’s the command of God! They have to push out as many children as possible, because the Creator wishes for us to cover every inch of this planet, and they need a holy army to fight the demons Satan sends against us! And the women need to be pretty and subservient because Gods a man and He loves the good, pretty ladies.
(I have heard this bullshit so many fucking times, with so many reasons why this is their gods plan.)
But they can be eaten, or turned into gold, or juiced, or turned into a labor force, or…
Wait, what was Gargamel’s actual plan?