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LogicalDrivel

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GeoGuessr person:“ok, now which directions are the shadows pointing? Any wildflowers or birds in the area?”

Caller: “I’m just looking for a gas station”

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order to read these in.

I never know which

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Maybe that was more of a mission statement than a prediction.

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I met, fell in love, got married, bought a house, started a family and grew old together with a woman i met in my dreams. In one night, i lived a lifetime. It was so super realistic that I woke up devastated that it was a dream. It took me weeks to stop thinking about it constantly throughout the day, and even to this day I still think about it occasionally going on 15 years later.

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Well if you insist…

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Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life’s greatest mysteries.

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I know OP said they would go talk to their neighbor but I just wanted to add an anecdote. I worked at a place that had a bunch of trailers, and it wasn’t uncommon for someone to need a vehicle and just leave the trailer in the parking lot. One time someone didn’t secure it and it started to roll. A new guy who was trying to be the hero went to stop it and got his thumb crushed between the trailer and a steel beam of a pavilion. He ended up loosing his thumb. So yeah, chock your trailers and don’t try to catch a run away one.

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Long ago, way back in highschool, I worked at a restaurant part time. We would get a few of those fake bills every weekend and every Monday on my way to school I would take a small detour to the church who was passing them out and dumped them in their donations bin. I doubt it made any difference but it made me feel better at least.

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