103 points

Holy shit, this guy works the greek restaurant near me. Every detail is right on - the tank top, tiny stool and even the magazine while he’s waiting for customers.

Is this some stereotype I wasn’t aware of??

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151 points

No, there’s just only one Greek guy and he moves really fast

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43 points

It’s why he has to sit a lot between moving

Uses a lot of energy

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23 points

The QTGM, Quantum-Tunnelling Greek Man, is a-

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12 points

Oh god He found us. He slew this person before they eve-

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4 points

That One Greek Guy as Every Electron In Every Universe.

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4 points

A zigzag world line of schmoes with terrible taste in music.

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75 points

Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life’s greatest mysteries.

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19 points

The wife beater is just their office attire.

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4 points

Now I’m imaging him clock out, go home, and put on a suit and tie as he heads to a dinner party.

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7 points

As someone with a semi-permanent farmers tan, usually the answer is getting sunburnt once with a sleeved shirt on.

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28 points
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21 points

Completely fair.

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5 points

Respect the hustle

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15 points

I am 100% certain I’ve seen this guy in a truck stop’s restroom somewhere in Bulgaria! He sold me two squares of TP, it was one of those pay-to-pee things and the TP was ““complimentary.””

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3 points

Privilege-to-pee things

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The funniest bit was that the truck stop was literally in the middle of nowhere and there were thickets right next to the restroom…

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2 points

you wouldn’t shid in a bush

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