Musk would hire people to jerk off to a milk carton, then drink it live pretending it’s his own, and get mad when people point out that the good drinkers would know how to position the mill carton for optimal flow.
I’m not sure why I wrote this, or why I’m pressing send…
I know you asked for cli apps, and maybe you have already heard of it, but in case you haven’t, cockpit is a pretty nice web UI for managing your server (not just systemd services, but everything)