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Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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Musk proves that a CEO could jerk off into a milk carton 18 hours a day, everyday, then drink it on Facebook live and the company would just be business as usual.

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KarmaPolice@lemmy.world
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Musk would hire people to jerk off to a milk carton, then drink it live pretending it’s his own, and get mad when people point out that the good drinkers would know how to position the mill carton for optimal flow.

I’m not sure why I wrote this, or why I’m pressing send…

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undeffeined@lemmy.ml
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Thats an apt analogy to the recent Path of Exile 2 fiasco

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Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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Too late now!

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hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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Too latte now! FIFY

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fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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We’re all cursed on this blessed day… Wait.

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Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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Speak for yourself.

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Sixty@sh.itjust.works
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Same ballpark of reasons I’m upvoting it I guess.

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