HowAbt2morrow

I’ve been living overseas for decades and this shit never happens in other countries. Why is this a constant problem in the States?

Starting and ending ahead of time. Unfortunate.

How about every fucking World Series there bucko? Nice try!

It’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.

Would it be more accurate to call those bombs “farm fresh” rather than “homemade”?

That res will allow you to see all the shit on TV peoples face - pores, scars, liver spots, 3 mm of make up, semen, etc.

Clearly Santa knows science to be able to visit all of those houses, hauling that massive load, all in one night.

Answer: not enough. Sub-sub-thought: of those people, how many open the door at 0:01 to avoid the bell?

Grandpa with a pace-maker is gonna be happy!

One the planets largest landlords going bankrupt? I imagine they can cover the spread and still dress like trans-wizards until the lord returns.