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I can’t blame them. Robots won’t vote to legislate their fetuses.

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robots also won’t defend anyone’s rights

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8 points

…yet

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7 points

Excited for automated Twitter handles to finally receive full enfranchisement.

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I mean, if you count vibrators…

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Are there “AI” vibrators already?

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No one mentioned AI, and also I don’t know.

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152 points

If you count anything with a battery/plug as a robot that may not be too far fetched.

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By that definition, I would say they reached that milestone quite a while ago.

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22 points

Grandpa with a pace-maker is gonna be happy!

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61 points

For people not from the UK: The Sun is a bad joke of a publication. I would recommend reading some of their articles if you’re in the mood for a good laugh…but I don’t really want them to get the clicks.

Now for the sad part: this is one of the most widely circulated news publications in the UK and people seem to read it seriously.

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We’ve got plenty of Murdoch Press in the States. You don’t have to explain what a shitty right-wing tabloid is.

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If “Robot” includes vibrators of all variations this might already be true

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But how often do men have sex with robots? I didn’t even know we were competing…

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There is no competition, but a shitty tabloid’s gotta make money somehow

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I suppose vibrators are just a very minimalistic robot. Recon women are in the lead of this competition.

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