Godric
Unrelated to the content, how does a self respecting journalist start an article’s title with “Omg”?
Like I feel dirty even giving them a click when I have no obligation to society, it’s just depressing to see them presenting as a credible news source
Mfw splitting the atom, entering space, stepping in the moon, etc. wasn’t radical or revolutionary:
Why though? Why be jealous?
Look at their collection! There’s like 5 sticks that deserve to be there, the rest are aspirational at best. Like why put the OK sticks up there with the stallions, it just cheapest the whole collection.
They have a fucking musket, OG blackbeard pistol, and Deagle next to random vaguely right angles. Fuck, I hate this, I now understand where art snobs come from, this is awful
You know what? The story is fucking hilarious and wild, I fuck with it. This is somehow both the most redneck and silver spoon bougie shit I’ve ever seen
While driving for a casual falconing trip (bougie), he finds some fresh roadkill and decides he’s going to stuff it in his car and take it and carve it up for food (redneck).
He goes late, realizes he’s not making it home (both). Has a hilarious thought, also has with the exact random shit in his car to make that reality, acts on it (redneck)
A dead bear found in the middle of NYC with the implication that a bicyclist ran it over is fantastic, holy fuck XD
Boy oh boy, it sure is a mystery why democracies have people vote privately
Meme in question:
No, no, broken clocks and all, you have to give it to em sometimes XD
“The US government will evacuate US citizens who have been unable to book commercial transit…”
And “The US embassy is not evacuating US citizens at this time. There is a commercially available flight available…”
There’s a word we Americans like to use for liars who stretch the truth to fit their narrative: Republicans. Be a shame if we had to change it.
Every time I read this it about has me crying laughing, it’s perfect
