88 points
There’s nothing in the rules that says a dog can’t receive unlimited presidential pardons
29 points
I’d watch a Hannah-Barbera cartoon of Biden and Major getting into grandpa fights like that time Buzz Aldrin punched a stupid dude.
17 points
Aldrin had always been in my pantheon of heroes, but when I saw that clip he rocketed (heh,) to the top.
I mean, I hope I can still throw a hook like that when I’m his age. (Also, he was incredibly patient before throwing the hook. The video doesn’t show it, but the conspiratard was harassing the fuck out of him for quite a while.)
46 points
I wish this was real.
18 points
Releasing him during a supreme court hearing.
3 points
6 points
Officially, of course.
2 points
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I wish this was real. If he dove all in on this type of humor he’d at least be showing signs of life
