Glytch

As a pizza guy, I hate delivering those pizza parties. It’s always a $300-500 order with a bunch of extra shit and 9 times out of 10, no tip whatsoever. They disrupt normal order flow too so other orders take longer which pisses those customers off so they tip less too.

Fuck corporate pizza parties.

Mosquitoes, thanks to Malaria. Estimated kill count (according to a Nature article from 2002) 50-60 Billion people.

BMW already tried to charge $18 a month for heated seats.

My friend and me*

How dare you? If I weren’t so tired I’d give you what for!

IIRC Morpheus says it’s around 2199, but he’s working on faulty information because the people of Zion don’t know that Neo is actually the sixth “One”. I don’t think they mention how long a One cycle is, but building Zion itself must have taken quite some time (unless the machines help rebuild it after destroying it in the previous cycle).

What kind of cheese is she using?

I don’t think it’s a specific incident, but bison are known to gore people who get too close, stupidly thinking bison are docile.

My aunt had a turkey named Jason that was an absolute bastard who attacked anyone who came near the house. My hatred of him made it extra delicious when we ate him for Thanksgiving.

I would imagine it’s not very good. Carnivores tend to taste worse than herbivores.