By Zayatoon comics

1 point
*

Pretty sure the answer is “the brits”.

permalink
report
reply
0 points

Yep, anyone saying otherwise is doing mental gymnastics.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Is it Mr the brits or Mrs the brits?

Ohhhh, you’re conflating a single leader with an entire country.

You must be a lib, tankies say libs never argue in good faith, and your false equivalence is certainly in bad faith.

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

Until recently it was Mrs. Now it’s Mr or alternatively his majesty king Charles the 3rd.

Is there enough reliable data to give a kill count for the different monarchs? It would be kind of interesting who scores highest in that regard.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Trofim Lysenko Estimated body count 70 million

permalink
report
reply
1 point

The vast majority of deaths under communism have been because of famine…

…which may well be true for Capitalism as well.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

True but i dont know of one guy who did 70 mil worth under capitalism

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

I get the joke but I still expected some tankies to show up. But then again, OP is on lemmy.world which is defederated with the tankie instances so that’s why

permalink
report
reply
0 points

why is it defederated

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Because of the tankies.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Mosquitoes, thanks to Malaria. Estimated kill count (according to a Nature article from 2002) 50-60 Billion people.

permalink
report
reply
1 point

More a person responsible kinda thing. I think Mao does top it but due to starvation thanks to his idiot policies that ruined crops

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*

Wow. You’re really gonna just blame a whole race over a few billion deaths?

/s please don’t hang me in these streets

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

This is a good one 😂

permalink
report
reply
0 points
*

I’ve used this joke IRL with our cats. There’s another one for dogs:

A guy and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says, “hey, you can’t bring a dog in here.”

The guy says, “this is no ordinary dog. He’s a talking dog.”

Bartender says, “yeah? Prove it.” The guy turns to the dog and says, “What’s on top of the building?” And the dog says “Roof! Roof!”

Then the guy says, “How does a brick feel?” The dog says “Rough! Rough!”

The guy then says, “Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?” The dog says “Ruth! Ruth!”

They are thrown out of the bar.

When they’re out on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, “So, you think I should have said DiMaggio?”

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

They are thrown out of the bar

I’m surprised you weren’t with that joke. speaking from experience, i love my lame jokes. (and I’m not totally stealing this one…not at all.)

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

Lame jokes can be presented in a funny way. Delivery is important. My favorite method is “matter of fact” like I am telling a normal story about usual things. Catches the recipient off-guard and the joke lands much more betterer.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Comic Strips

!comicstrips@lemmy.world

Create post

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

  • The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author’s website, for instance).
  • The comic must be a complete story.
  • If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
  • You may post comics from others or your own.
  • If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
  • The comic can be in any language, but if it’s not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post’s ‘body’ field (note: you don’t need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
  • Politeness.
  • Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.

Web of links

Community stats

  • 11K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.9K

    Posts

  • 21K

    Comments

Community moderators