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GeeDubHayduke

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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That should’ve been stuffed into a sack and thrown over a bridge before ever seeing the light of day.

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Now now, I’m sure the constant screaming of the sacrifice children at the annual Pot Luck/Sacrifice Orgy had an effect, too.

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Doesn’t begin and end with the same letter! You’re out!

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I’m pretty sure bubonic plague isn’t noticing, either.

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cough cough “Born Again” cough cough

Isn’t God infallible? So, how did he fuck you up the first time? Gotta take a mulligan? Sounds legit.

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You still here? You’re not living in a DE-lux apartment in the sky yet?

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Sorry. If it’s not playground rules, then it’s just mayhem.

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He also let everyone believe he was just gonna run for one term. Then, when election season comes around, when asked if he was gonna step aside and that most Americans would like him to not run, his response?

“Watch me.”

Fuck you, Jack. FUCK. YOU.

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I agree completely, but your comment begs the question: can you supply a picture of Trump that isn’t? He always looks like mummified foreskin wearing a cotton candy toupee to me.

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