GeeDubHayduke

No no no. Southern plumbing says “bless your heart” when you flush.

Graphic. I’d like them to French kiss my hairy balloon knot.

Yeah, Mouse talks about tasty wheat at Neo’s first breakfast in the real world. Cypher is eating steak during his monologue about going back into the matrix.

I read this, and the Isaac Hayes/Chef voice that lives in the back of my head asked who’s havin’ butt sex?

“I guess he doesn’t want any CHOCOLATE! It’s like catnip for clones!”

Yes.

As John McClane so eloquently put it: “welcome to the party, pal!”

I think you’re confusing Mouse and Cypher…?

“Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn’t figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.”

“Not only does Gatorade bend better, it’s better for you!”