EmoDuck

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn’t non smokers also just use it for a mild high?

Nerd Brille auf Gemüse ist kein botanischer sondern eher eine kulinarischer Begriff, daher können Pilze als Gemüse angesehen weren

Ach, das war einer von diesen Aldi mit Drive-In Bahnhof? Ja, die sieht man mittlerweile immer mehr

The aircraft carrier has clearly been placed on an aircraft carrier carrier

PLEASE keep calling it “googling it”, even if you use other search engines. If enough of us do that, then Google can lose the copyright to their name

Fischen Fliegenfischer Fliegen?

I hate it when the Bluetooth gets caught on the door handle and rips my blue tooth out

Voices from the Past recently did a video of Japanese first encounter with Europeans

How else do you think gloves are made?

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans