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Radioactive Butthole

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It burns when I poop

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Hahahaha

Oh shit you’re serious.

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Swinging fits neatly into what I’ve described. You get new sexual partners, spread your genes around to more people/babies. With more babies with new people, the stagnation doesn’t set in and so the desire to leave doesn’t manifest in the same way. Now you’ve got me curious about the divorce rate for swingers.

my name is going first on the research paper.

Fair

Edit: the divorce rate among swingers is either 95% if you listed to pearl clutching Christians or “significantly lower than national average” if you listen to dubiously researched random articles from a search engine, so take what you will from that, I guess.

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NOOOOOOO THATS FAKE NEWS THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN CONFIRMED REPORTS OF ANYTHING SOMETHING SOMETHING THEY’RE ALL HAPPY AND THE ONES WHO DIED ALL DESERVED IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Haha that’s cute! That’s where deep frying starts here. We even deep fry butter.

Behold! A monument to American Gluttony!

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My dude this is a shitposting community I didn’t put any thought at all into my comment. I’m just musing on some general ideas I think about. This isn’t like, a well researched position or anything. But I’d guess the timer starts when you become exclusive and resets in major life events. If you just date then you get ten years before you want something else. If you get married before that, then that is the big exciting change and resets the clock. Then kids come along and resets it again but then you’re all out of resets.

Bickering like an old married couple isn’t just a meme.

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That aired in 1965. Using $50 as a sort of reasonable base, that is worth $500.78 today.

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Gun violence is the leading cause of death for children in the US

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