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Like the police cars in GTA say on them, “Obey and Survive”

He tows a very large boat to the ocean, and he uses it for hunting, fishing, camping, and getting firewood in the mountains. It’s very bland looking.

He has a smaller car for other stuff, I was just using it so I could move.

Whenever I drive my parents F250 (long bed mega cab) I always park at the back of parking lots. I know I park like an asshole, but at least it’s out of the way.

I heard that “who let the dogs out” by the Baha Men is about ugly girls coming to the club.

I was explaining this to a coworker, and one of my female coworkers were around. After I said it, I looked at her and said “oh my gosh I’m so sorry” because I thought it was inappropriate to say at work.

She took it as I was calling her ugly! (she was though)

Chloroform

I was helping my mom shop for a new car, and we discovered she needed the requirement of “physical AC controls”.

Everything is all on the touch screen.

When my kid was about 4, he had an absolute meltdown over seeing the moon during the day. Poor guy was so upset

LASERJET COPIERS ARE SUPERIOR!

Dog is named cat. Cat is named dog!