BruceTwarzen

Man, i actually have in a little riverboat in kenya. It’s absolutely terrifying. There were some other tourists on the boat who treated it like a circus show the hippo did for them. They cheered every time it jumped out of the water getting closer and closer. I was sitting very close to the boat captain, who was sweating bullets.

But how do we know that you are use it for drugs and hookers and not just some nonsense?

Gow dare you talk like this about a future congress man/president.

Why aren’t you arguing that people need to eat more meat, since it’s o good, and clearly the way to go?

I’m 40 and pretty much everything about my body feels better than 10 years ago.

Her feet must be fucked.

I’m not really into sweets, but one day i saw a bar of chocolate with grapes on it, and i was like: chocolate with pockets full of grapes? Ymmi. At home i unpacked it and stuffed it in my mouth.

I almost threw up because it wasn’t grapes, it was grappa. Of course we can’t have nice things, we have to waste grapes on rotten ugly juice.

This actually makes sense. I always assumed people know which one their dominant writing hand is and go from there. That’s what i always did until i just knew. Like when someone asked me, i made a fist or something with the hand i was writing with

Not really related to that stupid boomer post, but ho crazy is it that that ugly british lady won music star or popstar or whatever and everyone was like: oh my god this is insane, ugly people can do things? They are almost like real people.

I mean if every one stopped ordering from temu, it’s already one problem solved and we move to the next one