He can’t get his diaper or shoes off without his daughter’s help.

Get it together, that’s only for liver pairings.

Trumpcare is coming annnnnnny day now.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?

Does it turn the milk orange?

It took me 2 solid hours to find a work around to get my parent’s speaker working again. Thanks Sonos!

I’d say yeet her into the ocean, but there’s already too much trash in the ocean.

I’m picturing a pack of elementary aged kids armed with crowbars derailing a full on Amtrak train.

Or throw Alex Jones into a deep, dark hole for skipping out on paying the sandy hook families what he owes them.

What kind of battery life does it get? One of the mains draws for sticking with Fitbit for me was only having to charge once a week or so.