Anyolduser

Human beings crave agency and usefulness, even the little humans and even in little ways.

Stupid, sexy enemy.

IT’S ALL ABOUT BEING AWESOME AND CRANKING YOUR HOG! AROOOOOO

I can’t speak to the pencil moustache, but that’s a smoking jacket. It’s meant to be worn indoors while smoking to keep the worst of the smell off of your clothes.

A smoking jacket is allowed to be more loud and flamboyant because it’s only supposed to be worn in the house, so only your family and guests would see it. It’s not exactly the thing one would wear out and about.

THEN GET IN THERE AND CRANK YOUR HOG, BROTHER!

Second world.

It’s actually the definition of second world.

Holy bald-faced foreign propaganda, Batman!

Even then it’s not easy. They went through all the trouble of conceiving of a joke, drawing the and coloring the characters, and then they completely throw it all away by having the most difficult to read handwriting I’ve seen outside of a doctor’s office.

I’m not saying my handwriting is any better, but my work doesn’t hinge on legibility.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

The man needs no introduction, only eyebrows.