Where would you move to ride out a potential WWIII?

61 points

My crazy mom says she’s looking to move to Uruguay because when the nukes start falling they will most likely not have a ton of fallout to deal with.

I’m gonna run toward the light in that kind of scenario, personally. Nature will rebuild. In a WWIII scenario, the winner is evolution. Life will, uh, find its way.

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It’s five and I’m driving home again

It’s hard to believe that it’s my last time

The man on the wireless cries again

“It’s over, it’s over”

It’s late and I’m with my love alone

We drink to forget the coming storm

We love to the sound of our favorite song

Over and over

Dancing, with tears in my eyes

Weeping for the memory of a life gone by

Dancing, with tears in my eyes

Living out a memory of a love that died

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6 points

When the world ends, collect your things, you’re coming with me…

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6 points

Don’t you do this to me, lemmy689. Don’t you hurt me with your heartfelt soliloquys and your lustful eyes

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9 points

Behind the Bastards had a Christmas special non-bastard episode on the Tupamaros of Uruguay and Pepe Mujica. It does seem like they have some decent politics there.

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Mujica might be the best politician that I saw in my life

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41 points

Depends, are we riding out the rise of fascism or riding out WWIII? Those are two highly different scenarios.

Either way, a Pacific island sounds nice.

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42 points

Not with rising sea levels

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Fair. A boat anchored at a Pacific Island, while they exist.

Maybe I’ll dock at the Pacific garbage patch and distill my fuel from microplastics.

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1 point

I think I am stuck in Texas

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10 points

A proto-Waterworld scenario!

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2 points

The Pacific Garbage patch isn’t solid enough to dock on.

Also, Pacific atolls will be fucked, but high islands will be fine.

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6 points

Okay, Newfoundland.

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2 points

Ever read the book On the Beach?

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Closest I’ve read is Lord of the Flies.

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5 points

Hah very different themes I’d say.

On the Beach is about all the people who thought it’d be a good idea to move to Australia in case all the nukes drop during the Cold War, and then the nukes drop and everyone in the northern hemisphere dies and they survive, but then they realize they’re just waiting for the natural wind patterns to bring all the radiation over to them to kill them too. The only way to win is not to play.

So similar in that they’re both very dismal.

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4 points

Totally agree, but you really never know where would be insulated from everything

I mean surely in the 1930s Hawaii felt like an excellent place to be insulated from war…

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8 points

Uruguay, New Zealand, or SE Asia

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6 points

I had Uruguay and New Zealand on my list.

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If you go to New Zealand, you’ll have to deal with the shithead billionaires there who will have moved there a few days ahead of you, (since they’ll get extra warning of course), who will have moved already into the fortress-bunkers they’ve been making for a decade or so there.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/billionaires-are-building-luxury-bunkers-to-escape-doomsday/

https://www.massivemagazine.org.nz/articles/9ifugmdie5ofe1utd1bgsw4zascn61

It should be a life mission of anyone in New Zealand, when the time comes, to find out where their air systems reach the surface and throw a few grenades down the ducts. For the good of humanity (whatever’s left).

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I think the billionaires probably have given it a bit of forethought. On the positive side they’re an English speaking nation, and my Spanish is mid at best.

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Any thoughts about Madagascar or New Caledonia?

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17 points

Bold to presume that we would want to survive it.

Fwiw Musk says that he wants to leave Earth and go to Mars, which is great news for the rest of us:-).

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To be fair, in Musk’s fantasy Mars is the easier planet to live on.

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5 points

It’s not. The story about mars allowed Musk to build the rockets to launch the StarLink satellites.

Given the preparation for war with China, can we exclude that those satellites carry payloads to take down intercontinental missiles?

Otherwise the USA could feel safe and be willing to engage in a nuclear war.

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17 points

Argentina probably. Generally the southern hemisphere is pretty safe. Nobody’s wasting nukes on brown people, except maybe Israel.

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36 points

Wouldn’t bet on argentina. They’ve got their own dickhead in chief who’s also waging war against progress.

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8 points

Yeah, it may not be the best choice, but not the worst either. They’re not much of a threat to the big powers, and if they just stay out of it they’ll probably come through fine.

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You’ve got a lot more faith in the system than I do, I think. I don’t think people like Milei wouldn’t coup if a global conflict that strained trade routes were to happen. Authoritarians like him don’t need much prodding to take advantage of a bad situation.

Big hypothetical, ik, but it wouldn’t surprise me if people like him leaned on fascist legacy.

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12 points

Argentinians are mostly white.

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6 points

Most Americans have no idea how historically similar the US and Argentina actually were. It’s honestly weird that Argentina’s similar circumstances didn’t turn it into a great power like the US.

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