Super ancient interstellar traveling race… didn’t have a written language.
Yeah man, that’s makes sense.
They were so advanced, all their records were stored on computers. Then their security vendor pushed an update.
That makes me think… I fully expect history to view our current information age as a digital dark ages once everything on the Internet is lost.
I went to a weird conference about 10 years ago and it was very much about data retrieval and long term storage of digital media. I’d say that the speaker was 80% dead on and 20% full of shit. One thing he was very clear about: he lost his own wedding photos due to his own overconfidence in digital storage technology and his wife is still deeply pissed about it.
I still have my wedding photos on CD rom somewhere, so I’m sure they’re safe. /s
In related news, my parents are downsizing and my mom just asked me if I wanted my great-grandparents’ wedding certificate. It’s in great condition.
I’m seeing fossilized gnome fetus. How do I use this to scam people?
All these alien and wackjob FB conspiracy posts seem like someone is just asking Chat GPT to spit out the wackiest conspiracy theory it can come up with, then posting it as an “article.”
