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She dodged a bullet

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4 points

It’s a joke

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You got hit with a troll, that’s a comedian

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The best comedy is exaggerating real life… but is he really exaggerating?

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He’s telling a story of fiction, op is misrepresenting it to virtue signal at the expense of others

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NPCs with their programming are insipid as fuck. Imagine being around idiots like this that never self actualised in their lives.

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This guy is a satire poster mocking the type of posts you see on LinkedIn all the time loudly bragging about being sociopaths and workaholics.

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Another good satire account to follow on Linkedin is Conksat. Their brave interns risk everything for their cutting edge aerospace solutions, like tactical cessna’s and extension cord powered satellites

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Tactical Cessna is closer to reality than you think, when you look at some of the cheaper UAVs out there.

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Ragebait.

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This guy spent the whole date creticing the restaurant we were in. Not once did he mention that satern was visible, or that the JWSt is scanning the Orion cluster looking for new young planets. Brought up the moon and he mentioned mineing rights and opertinitys to Frack the moon. Only thing he was exited about space was Elon and his polluting starlink WiFi adapters that have destroyed the night sky.

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Dude, you gotta fix your autocorrect, or at least set it up.

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lol i specifically turn off my auto correct

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Why? In my experience, it corrects more often than it fucks up, so if you stopped using it because you don’t like the one mistake it makes every 100 words or so, you should probably reevaluate your decision.

And if your keyboard app is making more mistakes than it corrects, you might want to consider trying a different keyboard app.

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Autocorrupt

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at least you can tell it’s not ai slop

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It’s kind of adorably misspelled in a way you don’t see too often anymore. I hope they don’t edit the post

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Wait, this is real? I thought this was a joke at first…

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This guy is a LinkedIn comedian.

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