They are losing their fucking minds.

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35, “middle age”

Jesus fucking Christ these sick fucks truly believe a woman’s value is at its end by 60

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Also “MIGHT be able to have two kids?” How many kids is enough?

We stopped at one and that’s plenty.

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He’s a white supremacist, apparently, in their eyes two is not enough to “stop the great replacement” and “keep the white race on top”.

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I just looked him up. He has 4 kids. Nutbag.

Also, weirdly, he was once engaged to Christina Ricci, which makes me think much less of Christina Ricci.

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Having a sugar mommy for your lavender marriage would make sense… if it were the 90’s… in 2024 where being gay is considered perfectly normal even in the redder parts of America? Not so much

The only reason I wouldn’t date Taylor Swift is if the relationship goes south, she’ll diss me in a world record breaking single that’s pure fire just to remind me that we’re not getting back together.

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You could put “I’ve got a tripple/quadruple/whatever platinum single dedicated to me” on your dating profile.

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I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.

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That was actually the ideology of an famous German Nazi from the 80s: Michael Kühnen (German source)

Bonus: he was part of the FAP.

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I’ve heard a stand up routine that was basically this and I’ve been trying to find it again ever since. I find this concept hilarious.

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Yes! Thank you! Absolute fantastic bit.

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I can’t be the only one who thinks conservatives’ constant whining about women being “too old to marry” is (for lack of a better term) really pedo coded, right? It’s starting to sound like pattern

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I’m a man dating a 37yo woman, guess I’m gay now

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Have you tried saying “You look so beautiful tonight (no homo!)” to her?

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