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Why was the computer late for work?

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Because it had a hard drive.

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NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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I love how this works on two levels:

  1. The drive to the workplace was hard.
  2. Hard drives are much slower than SSDs, so a computer with a hard drive would be slower, making them late.
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y8h8do3a2vg5@lemmy.world
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Why was the CPU late for work? Because of a bus error.

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sundray@lemmus.org
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Good thing it wasn’t because of a conflict!

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ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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Lucky it didn’t have a solid state drive or it would’ve been fired due to no call no show.

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MaxMalRichtig@discuss.tchncs.de
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Sadly, no work from home for the com(p)uter.

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Rednax@lemmy.world
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My company made working from home a really bad idea. Better to work locally, since home is a on slow network drive.

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intensely_human@lemm.ee
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This is a kid joke not a dad joke

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beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
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With that kind of reaction, it’s gonna be a floppy d**k right away.

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“disk” you pervs

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