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Bidet all day baby

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Bidet gang all day

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Shitting right after shower is the best 🚿🍑

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Go back into shower, resume task

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Waffle stomp

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Get outta here with that colon privilege, with your solid stool and fiber rich diet

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Wouldn’t a liquid stool in this scenario be preferred?

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No pity. Everyone knows that you turn on the shower, then sit on the toilet until you shit everything out you can shit. Only then, do you get into the shower.

If you come out of the shower still needing to shit, you did it wrong.

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This message is brought to you by people who don’t pay for their own water.

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Nobody should have to pay for water

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Why is this downvoted, is it some controversial take or something??

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Coffee, no shit, shower, fuck

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That’s why you relax, and drink your coffee slowly. Also, the burning.

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Just do what I do - shit in the shower and beat it down the drain with your roommate’s toothbrush

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You animal.

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Are you secretly a fungus?

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It’s not a secret anymore.

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14 points

Just shit in the shower and waffle stomp that thing down the drain…. Right?

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Boys I got a live one for this from Google’s resident AI genius

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Live what? Live 14 year old Reddit comment? Please dude lol

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Wafflestomping dates back to at least 18th century Belgium.

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