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Anon is metal as fuck(lemmy.world)

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mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.

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Bombastic@sopuli.xyz
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I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

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loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.

Whomp whomp

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Titou@sh.itjust.works
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Currently 18 and will start HRT this month, why should we transition before 25 ?

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jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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After 25, the balls grow permanent roots into your brain and it’s impossible to sniidy snip then.

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SirHenry@feddit.de
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I think because your body i still developing and can adpt to the changes way better.

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nxdefiant@startrek.website
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Get medical advice from a doctor, not a green text by a person who scissored their balls off in a hospital bathroom.

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Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz
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What the fuck do not do this

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confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world
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I know at least one dude who’s parents caught him trying to cut off his balls with garden sheers when he was young in the 90s. They stopped him and he went on to play football and marry a woman and all the stuff his folks wanted. I wonder how he’s doing now.

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