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Anon is metal as fuck(lemmy.world)

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mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.

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Bombastic@sopuli.xyz
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I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

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loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.

Whomp whomp

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Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz
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What the fuck do not do this

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AlexisFR@jlai.lu
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That has totally happened.

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BluesF@lemmy.world
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Jesus Christ I may have dysphoria but I don’t have thatphoria

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confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world
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I know at least one dude who’s parents caught him trying to cut off his balls with garden sheers when he was young in the 90s. They stopped him and he went on to play football and marry a woman and all the stuff his folks wanted. I wonder how he’s doing now.

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