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Don’t stop me now

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Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

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Oooo, this one actually happened to me. Head on collision with a barrier at 80mph, fell asleep at the wheel after getting out of a 27 day stint in the ICU. Dare To Be Stupid by Weird Al was playing when i collided.

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ICU: back so soon, did you miss us?

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Like a Surgeon…

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Are you okay?

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THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! BADA BUM BUM! BADA BUM BUM BUM!

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ITS THE AMERICAN DRAGON!!!

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I Love It, by Icona Pop

“I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs I crashed my car into the bridge I don’t care, I love it I don’t care”

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A friend of mine had a partner who, after a rainstorm, crashed the friend’s truck into a (side of a) bridge. At the time this song was peaking in popularity, and I felt bad for them but the friend thought it was hilarious, as we’d often sing that song when hanging out.

Nothing too bad, just embarrassment and a replacement bumper and such.

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