26 points

Actually, yeah, that would be really cool

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Girls?

Excuse me, I’m pretty sure I’m not a girl and I want it!

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24 points

Fr. Someone start making reproductions

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I just checked and there are a ton. You can get one for like 3 bucks on Amazon.

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6 points

Link me, brother!

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7 points

These are 99¢ on AliExpress.

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87 points
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Pointlessly-gendered 16th century rings that unfold into an astronomical sphere.

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How is it gendered?

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Female, obviously.

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11 points

OP says girls want it.

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11 points

There are some versions sold online for 90 dollars it seems. I’m totally sending this to my wife.

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1 point

Amazon has them for $5.40.

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and yet somehow bigots still demand proof that gender is a spectrum 💁💁💁

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7 points

Mine just wants a ring 🥴

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But how do you avoid your fingers getting chopped off when it unfolds?

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50 points

Some people report they prefer to take it off before unfolding it. But they are unverified reports so take this info with a grain of salt.

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This is one of those awesome things that you’ll find in every size but the one you need. So you buy a size up and hope to find a use for it someday. But alas, you never do, and there it sits indefinitely, occasionally catching your interest and making you go “aww that was neat… shame it didn’t fit”, until you die and it ends up at a thrift shop.

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nah babe, your knuckles keep getting bigger for like you’re entire life. rings are totally one of those things you can grow into!

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Gold chain, now it’s a necklace!

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