can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

4 points

Huak tuah

permalink
report
reply
4 points

More like Huak BLUAH

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points
*

I hope that’s the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, … come on, just you and me, we’ll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)

PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one “cool”. There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).

permalink
report
reply
1 point

Santa Clarita Diet

permalink
report
reply
2 points

SpongeBob

permalink
report
reply
102 points

Fun fact: Horses can’t vomit.

https://vetscope.vet/discussions/629

permalink
report
reply
13 points

That seems like a huge design error. Who’s responsible for this?

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points
*

the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

What are we looking at then?

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

AI pic

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

The motion blur is too good, as well as the surrounding geometry. Then again, AI pics are getting more realistic

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it’s contents. Not sure though.

permalink
report
parent
reply
74 points

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

How do you play a photo?

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

What about giraffes?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.

Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn’t enough.

permalink
report
parent
reply
45 points

There’s a German saying about that: “Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen” (I’ve seen horses vomit) implying you’ve seen everything, even the impossible.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Das hab ich ja noch nie gehört. Wo kommst du her?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Direkt aus einer Wendy Zeitschrift.

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

An equivalent to flying pigs?

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

That would be “Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)”. It’s a literal translation.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Lemmy Shitpost

!lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Community stats

  • 14K

    Monthly active users

  • 6.2K

    Posts

  • 75K

    Comments