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“It’s called ‘cinnamon’, Karen.”

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This fucked me up once. Raviolis with cinnamon is NOT nice. 💔

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My dumb ex-spouse didn’t know the difference between a clove of garlic and a bulb. Recipe called for 1.5 cloves. We had lasagna with 1.5 bulbs.

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I wouldn’t even be mad. My favorite amount of garlic is “too much garlic”

I couldn’t imagine having only one clove in a pasta sauce.

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I don’t see the problem here. More garlic, more good.

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I ate it, wasn’t too bad but my ex and our guests preferred less garlic.

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Maaaaaaaaaan, I was high af making some rice. Wanted to add some butter, sugar, and cinnamon. I got the first two, but unfortunately got cumin instead of cinnamon. Even high I couldn’t finish it.

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Wanted to add some butter, sugar, and cinnamon.

You wanted to add those things to rice? Is this a dessert recipe I’m unfamiliar with, or were you just so baked you were combining random ingredients?

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Half of cooking is combining random ingredients you think will work. Took the idea of rice pudding and wanted some cinnamon with it. Think between cinnamon toast and rice pudding.

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That’s one WAY to cook.

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PSA: Cinnamon and nutmeg look identical, but cinnamon in your mashed potatoes tastes weirdly christmas-y. I tested it, sadly.

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You seem to be implying that you put nutmeg in mashed potatoes as a matter of routine.

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Nutmeg does interesting things to savoury foods. It’s subtle though. It’s often like a background singer making the other flavors better more than being a diva in its own right. I haven’t added nutmeg to potatoes yet, but now I think I might try it. I usually add some fresh ground nutmeg to my spinach and bacon quiche. Nutmeg would also be right at home in a sweet potato pie. So why not mashed potatoes?

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I like to put a little bit of nutmeg in mushroom soup. It adds a little more dimension to the flavor.

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Y’all are blind.

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If they’re not side-by-side then it may be harder to tell, but the smell should clue you in. If in doubt, just give it a taste.

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