Seems presumptuous they use an 8 bit byte in middle earth. I’d expect more like 20 bits, but divided between men, elves, and dwarfs. Well, except one of those bits is the one true bit, having spooky control over the other bits. Clearly middle earth computation is quantum.

What about the Hobble…, half-hobbyte…?

Now do a kilobyte

I am missing Hobword, Hobdword, Hobqword 🧐

Am I crazy… But wouldn’t 1 hobbyte equal 8 Hobbits?