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I met a blind guy who wanted to experience a concert, so I took him to hear Coldplay. He said, “Now I wish I was also deaf.”

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Go to enough concerts without hearing protection and he will get his wish.

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I live about 10km from a big festival site. We could hear Metallica playing the other year.

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Quantity over quality, sounds like Metallica.

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I’ve been to hundreds and do have the tinnitus but it doesn’t much bother me at all. I rarely go anymore because of unrelated reasons, but it was all worth it.

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I worry because I hear it gets progressively worse even after you’ve stopped exposing yourself to extreme volumes. I raw-dogged two or three shows that were way too loud to be at without protection and that was enough for one ear to have significantly worse hearing than the other, that’s what finally made me start using those musician earplugs. But apparently I can expect the ringing and loss of hearing to continue getting worse anyways…

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7 points

I can see and I’d be pissed if that was the concert you took me to without forewarning.

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15 points

Did you mean, “turn IT up”?

Also, if bands were colors, Coldplay would be beige.

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Is that a kind of yellow?

Listen to the song, see how it sounds to.you, it’s doggy do, and they were all BEIGE

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I think they misspoke. They probably meant to say Nickelback, not Coldplay.

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Does anyone else hate Nickelback, Coldplay, Justin Bieber, Billie Eilish, and Maroon 5? Upvotes to the left

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3 points

Remember this amazing game?

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I’m just indifferent to Coldplay and can’t even remember who Maroon 5 is. I’ve also never listened to Billie Eilish, but she has the worst case of resting bitch face I think I’ve ever seen in my life.

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OMG I never dared to say this out loud, it‘s so controversial yet so true!

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People hate Billie Eilish?? I don’t go out of my way to listen to their stuff, but that latest song “lunch” has been getting a lot of radio play, and it’s fuckin hot, like what’s not to like

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Years later and that album launch is still traumatizing folks XD

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My gran grans favorite “get up and go” songs.

  • My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
  • Magic Stick
  • Put It In Your Mouth
  • Look Back At Me
  • Deepthroat
  • Pussy Monster
  • Anaconda
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50 points

Is your gran single?

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10 points

Pop pop did pass away. Heart attack in bed.

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I mean, if your husband is dead, it’s kind of assumed that he can’t get pregnant.

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I want to get a tatoo that says “Things to play if I have brain damage” or something, then put bands and genres that hit core memories.

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This is my new objective today.

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8 points

Get a qr code to a Spotify playlist. This way you won’t have to get laser removal when you want to change a song

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Better yet just encode the list of songs in the qr code. No need to depend on SaaS

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Better yet, get a qr code to your own domain that forwards to your spotify playlist so you can change the entire qr code to something else in the future should you want to

Edit: Hell, I might actually do this lol.

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My wife still struggles with language and memory after her strokes from several years back, but every now and then she’ll break into song with a perfect tune from even as far back as her childhood.

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Please stop, that’s beautiful. Best of luck to you and your wife ❤️🥺

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7 points

“speak-singing” is a thing some people do to work around language issues, apparently it’s an entirely different part of the brain.

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So that’s gonna be whirling-in-rags (evening) and Mute City (Kyaku remix), respectively, for me.

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