This is worse than a boring distopia. This is a “let’s scientifically measure and control the breaking point of humans” level distopia.

I’m having a hard time processing that’s not from The Onion…

I’m still pissed they scrapped my idea of sending in a cold slice of pizza cut in half with a card that reads “we love you employee #3891-A” 😡

They’re going to show me pictures of people who I don’t really like, accompanied by metal music that’s probably about killing people, or eating peoples flesh, or snuggling kittens?

Having worked in a call centers, I feel like it’s the dumbest, most self centered boomers with “customer is king” attitude that just want to shout at someone rather than fix their issues (that can usually be fixed with a Google search). It’s like they need people to suffer. Just let them hang up when people are disrespectful instead of this shit.