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loner, but not autistic or ugly so I get invited out pretty often

Oof. This hurt to read

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I don’t feel the need to post my life online… Continues to post personal story online

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The difference is it’s fake the anonymity.

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anon should’ve pulled out his Lemma and asked for her username (not that you can follow anyone here afaik) he would’ve smashed that instant

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erm, a username alone is not very helpful, so unless he asked for her home instance as well, i-

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If you don’t have lemmy nobody will fuck you.

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Her: “What’s Lemmy?”

Me: “It’s like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011.”

Her: (visibly drying)

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Her: (visibly drying)

Ben Shapiro intensifies.

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Let’s say you’ve been a bad girl. Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let’s say you’re also daddy’s girl.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

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