By Will Santino
“Cow tipping” and “uncooked rice killing birds” have got to be the two biggest and most successful trolls of all time.
For those who have tipped, you can breathe a big sigh of relief. Per Baby Jesus®, to err is human to forgive is bovine. And either way cows aren’t exactly smart by vertebrate standards.
Oh cool because tipping cows is very rude yes yes yes yes I am stupid
What does it say on the counter? “Stolen by lighter something”?
Stolen by:
Ừ̵̭̯͓̃̽̔͂̅͛͊̌̒́̕͘͝r̸̛̛̻̮̞̺̬͊͗͋̏̐͗͋̄̈͂̊͘͝͠ ̷̛̪͔̪̪̯̳̖̱͖͕̳̄̊̂̀L̴̛̛̩̹̟̤͎̲̙͈͖̘͕͖̗͉̭̩̀̽͗͆̎̒̈́̎͋̒̄̾̕i̴̡̳͈̲̦͖͙̗̻͇̤̊̐̆̈̉̎̈́̇̈̽̐̕ĝ̵̨̡̛̜̞̥̼̯̘̱̱̣̭̇́͗̅͐̚ḩ̵̹̜̺̖̝͖͔̭̟̬̯̰̲̈́́̈ţ̴͚͓̘͉̯̤͆͌̆͂͆̈́́̔̍́͊͘͝ͅe̶̡̛͇̪̱̯̊̓͑̌̆͌͒̈͊̃̈͘̚͝ͅr̴͎̳̦̞̺̀͐̾͛͘ ̸͎͈̮̣̟̥̦̟̞̠̮͔̆͆̀͛̃͛̾͌̓͆̈́͊̆̽͜͝͠S̵͙̗̘̘̗̻̰̞̺̙̞̤͈͐͝i̸̲̣̺̻̪̭̭̱͚͓̻͚͙͈͇̐͗̕d̵̗̟͎̬̣̭̟̟͐͊̿̇̎͝͝ē̸̡̨̤̩̪͚͈̝̬͎̘̣̯̪̬̦͋̀̏̇́̃́̆̏̒͝͠͝͝ ̶̞̟̮̠̠̬̝͕̣̼̻̯͎̘̜̄̇̋̔͐̃̇̏͒̂̍̈́̌͜Ȁ̸̡̰̻͉̟̤̘͇̝̣̮̳̱͍̈̄̐͜͜͝ͅf̴͕͚̎͋̀̔͋̓͑̅ ̷͕̤̥̲̻̝̠̣̳̹͓́͜ ̷̡̨͓̠̯̄̑̅̉͝ ̷̘̯̫̯̤͑̓̿̔̂͆͋͠ ̶̧̡̧̧̘̠̘̯̳̲̪̖͓̣̤̀̾͗̾̕ͅͅ ̴̧̢̢͕͎͕̥̱̫̣͕̖̩̌̓ͅ ̸̠̫̳̠̭͎͇̬̰̦̯͓̩̦̦̼̓̑̓̇͗̿͘͝͝ ̶̡̖̞̗̟̲̝̈́̊̆̌̇͌̀̽͌͛̋͆͌̚͘͜͠ͅ ̸̢̢̢̨͚̣̬̞͍͇̬̖͕͈̹̘͜͝ ̸̻͙̯̪̬͖̞̜̪̱͍̬͔̲̲̗̰̿́͆͒̈̿̓̕ ̴͕̗̮̟̻̗̩̤̾̿͛̇̐̈́͆̊̃́̄͝ ̶̠̳̬͔̿̈́́͌ ̵̧͋̇F̷̧̨̥̹̖͚͉̙̟͚̰̠̉̔͑͊͆̔̓͐̌̒̋͘͜͠ạ̵̢̳̝̪̼̲͈̤͉̗̝̦̩͕̪̝͗̉̄̂͗̇̒̕ñ̴͕̺͖͇̿̊̀̽̍͑̉̀͝n̸̰͎̬̆i̸̡̢̖̠̦̩͍͎͉̲͍̼̱̩͗̀̑̊͐̀̿̏͌̂͋͜n̵̡̻̥̱̪̳̻̺͚̱̈́̈́͆͒͆̓̾̃̎̓͗̽̚͜ģ̴̡̩͎͎͎̪̰͕̮͙̞̝͔̓̄͒͐̄̿̀͊̇̓͆̕̕
No cream for me please.