She lists Zeus as her grandad, so unless Apollo hit it off with another woman I’m not sure how she isn’t unless Zeus himself left only a short time before and she’s the daughter of whoever was a result of his last at bat.

Also would it be Polluxian, or Olympian? Given we don’t know if the Psychokinetic being that identified as Apollo was an Earth native, or hyper advanced/simi ascended traveler?

10 points

Tough to know who, exactly.

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ARTHUR: What are we going to do?

ZAPHOD WILL: Hold a séance.

FORD: What do you mean? We’re not dead… yet.

ZAPHOD WILL: No, but my great-grandfather is.

ARTHUR: Who?

ZAPHOD WILL: Zaphod Beeblebrox Will Riker the Fourth.

FORD: Is this relevant?

ARTHUR: ”The fourth”?! Zaphod Beeblebrox Will Riker the Fourth?!?

ZAPHOD WILL: Yeah. I’m Zaphod Beeblebrox Will Riker, my father’s Zaphod Beeblebrox Will Riker the Second, my grandfather’s Zaphod Beeblebrox Will Riker the Third -

ARTHUR: What?!

ZAPHOD WILL: There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time-machine, I can’t explain it now. All hold hands on the console.

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You’re trying to track the family tree of an incestuous sex addict who’s willing to turn into a variety of animals to get some poon. Her father might be Timmy the cabbage salesman who’s mom was banged by an electric walrus.

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family tree includes zeus

family tree becomes a quantum probability cloud encompassing everything in states of ‘haven’t fucked yet, fucked, and currently fucking’ all at the same time.

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